Quotes can be from anything; movies, books, advertisments, IRC chat logs, whatever.

These are mine.

Agent Smith [Matrix] Quotes

Spoiler:

Agent Smith: But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist. [Several Agent Smith Clones walk in] Agent Smith Clone 1: It is purpose that created us. Agent Smith Clone 2: Purpose that connects us. Agent Smith Clone 3: Purpose that pulls us. Agent Smith Clone 4: That guides us. Agent Smith Clone 5: That drives us. Agent Smith Clone 6: It is purpose that defines us. Agent Smith Clone 7: Purpose that binds us. Agent Smith: We are here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. [Attempts to copy himself into Neo] Agent Smith: Purpose. --- Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist? --- (Will add more later)

Azumanga Daioh

Spoiler:
	Chiyo's "Father": Hello, every-nyan. How are you? Fine, thank you. Osaka: OH MY GAH (Quote was so awesome that I made it into my ringtone /nerd) --- Osaka: Sata Andagii! (Sata Andagii is basically an Okinawan doughnut) --- (will add more later)

IRC logs (Some dialogue has been changed due to cursing)

Spoiler:

userA: Hey, you know what really sucks? userB: Vacuums. userA: You know what really sucks metaphorically? userB: Black Holes. userA: You know what just isn't cool? userB: Lava? --- peepC: That's it. I'm going to become the next Hitler. I'm going to kill all the Jews and 1 clown. peepD: Why the 1 clown? peepC: See? Nobody cares about the Jews. --- guyE: d(-_-)b guyF: How u make that inverted b? --- dudeG: what does your robot do, sam dudeH: it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls --- someguy1: the "bishop" came to our church today someguy1: he was a freakin' impostor someguy1: never once moved diagonally --- Uno1: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! Dos2: uno1 stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Uno1: Who me?! Dos2: Yes you! Uno1: Couldn't be! Dos2: Then WHO?!! Uno1: Tres3 stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** uno1 has been kicked by Tres3 (screw you i didn't touch the stupid freakin' cookie, jerkwad) --- WallJam7: roses are red WallJam7: violets are blue WallJam7: all of my base WallJam7: are belong to you

(Will add more later)

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